Friday, May 6, 2011

Shameless...

So yesterday was Cinco De Mayo. If some of you read my other blog post, you'd know that I'm a doorman/bar back at a popular bar here in New Orleans. Well our bar is right next to a Mexican restaurant, so between the two it got pretty damn crowded. One of the hardest things about working at a bar like this, is that you can't drink (bosses don't allow it). It's hard because it seems so unnatural for me to be dead sober and working while everyone around me is having a great time drinking. Well since yesterday was Cinco De Mayo, I set out on a mission to get drunk while at work. I'll be God damned if I don't drink on Cinco De Mayo. Well the problem is that I can't buy drinks for my self, seeing as it's not allowed, so what did I do? I'd finished the margaritas that girls couldn't. You heard me. So I'd be at the door checking id's, and a girl would have a half full or full margarita that she got from the Mexican restaurant. Outside drinks aren't allowed in the bar so I'd tell her she had to toss it or down it. Girls don't typically down the drinks, plus the boyfriends are like, "Omg babe can we go plz!". So sometimes the girl would toss it in the trash and it would spill all over, but sometimes they would just place it in there completely standing up and still intact. It was like they were saying, "Here my man, I feel your pain, drink this shit for me and have yourself a God damn ball!".

So yeah, I may have contracted AIDs, but it was totally worth it. I don't care, I'm fucking shameless.
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50 comments:

  1. Bob Ross Afro BlogMay 6, 2011 at 10:41 AM

    Did you get drunk?

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  2. Max PowerMay 6, 2011 at 10:53 AM

    I got a great buzz, but nothing crazy.

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  3. BigSkullMay 6, 2011 at 11:06 AM

    You have AIDs ? :o

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  4. batik alishaMay 6, 2011 at 11:14 AM

    You must learn to find the right time to get a little drink ..lol:p

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  5. Dave BenzeneMay 6, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    Thats some dedication to getting drunk you got there

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  6. Bob Ross Afro BlogMay 6, 2011 at 12:27 PM

    Sorry about the herpes.

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  7. MaggieMay 6, 2011 at 1:51 PM

    haha.. thats kinda gross. hopefully youre healthy

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  8. AnonymousMay 6, 2011 at 2:31 PM

    AIDS can't be passed by saliva, but you may have some other disease ;P

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  9. AnonymousMay 6, 2011 at 2:48 PM

    No shame eh! Haha sounds like a good time. "Omg babe can we go plz!" lmao

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  10. IntramanMay 6, 2011 at 2:53 PM

    nice move, letting liquor go to waste is a sin!

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  11. ChillingBullMay 6, 2011 at 3:06 PM

    A man has to do what a man has to do!

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  12. Blogging SkaterMay 6, 2011 at 3:08 PM

    hahaha, surprised you didnt pick up some random disease

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  13. UnknownMay 6, 2011 at 3:18 PM

    lol I agree with @ChillingBull

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  14. Will_951May 6, 2011 at 4:00 PM

    I admire your effort in getting drunk,

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  15. DaveMay 6, 2011 at 4:09 PM

    Heading towards AA man lol.

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  16. mindlessfrkMay 6, 2011 at 4:37 PM

    At least you got it from a girl. Just saying. xD

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  17. MikeMay 6, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    Aids? If I thought I had aids I'd get myself checked out instantly.

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  18. PackScootMay 6, 2011 at 5:00 PM

    Aahahahaha!!

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  19. JagsonMay 6, 2011 at 5:03 PM

    Nice work!

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  20. rakothMay 6, 2011 at 5:18 PM

    Hahahaha awesome, at least you had a good time :P

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  21. DejchMay 6, 2011 at 5:29 PM

    are you for real?

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  22. DaveMay 6, 2011 at 5:35 PM

    Thats pretty shady dude

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  23. Juan Pablo CardenasMay 6, 2011 at 6:09 PM

    Lol well done, free margaritas, I guess being drunk in the job was worth it. I don't think you can get AIDS though, only maybe oral herpes.

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  24. Max PowerMay 6, 2011 at 6:50 PM

    AIDs thing is a joke guys. You could drink a gallon of an AIDs victim's saliva and not get it. And you're damn right I'm serious, and I don't care. I'm a man damnit! If anything, my immune system is stronger for it.

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  25. FortissimoMay 6, 2011 at 6:56 PM

    So long and thanks for all the herpes. Screw it. Free alcohol.

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  26. OmegaMay 6, 2011 at 6:58 PM

    Well... at least if you got aids, you got it in a fun way.

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  27. RaizooMay 6, 2011 at 6:59 PM

    nice effort to gettin drunk, nice blog, following !

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  28. DubbaDeeDooMay 6, 2011 at 7:07 PM

    LOL! This made me crack up. I never worked at a bar before, but I feel ya mate. As they always say, "To each his own." :)

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  29. AnonymousMay 6, 2011 at 7:11 PM

    Margaritas are AIDS free

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  30. sewingincirclesMay 6, 2011 at 7:35 PM

    Wow... that is pretty intense.

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  31. ChazWellingtonMay 6, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    cant drink on the job? thats absurd! haha

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  32. Spartan094May 7, 2011 at 2:04 AM

    Keep going hard man!

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  33. Alex S.May 7, 2011 at 3:31 AM

    haha well, its at least a great bar story. Hope you don't have AIDs - but you sound pretty stupid.

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  34. DoroMay 7, 2011 at 6:16 AM

    Haha, I laughted for long :D

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  35. JonnyMay 7, 2011 at 7:02 AM

    Reminds me of my last job. I'm an aspiring Musician, and I worked at the city's stadium/arena where the big acts come to play. I would set up dressing rooms and stages, prep seats, take down glass and do all the magical work you'd imagine, but I would never get to see the show or the audience. I would be stuck backstage, but not in the "good" backstage. /sigh

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  36. BluRayBoyMay 7, 2011 at 12:59 PM

    Cinco de Drinko! Haha thats the way to do it man, life is too short.

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  37. b4May 7, 2011 at 1:37 PM

    Nice post :) Alcohol is great..haha

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  38. ReesesXMay 7, 2011 at 4:12 PM

    hahaha, nice, nice way to make cinco de mayo better

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  39. Ox MannMay 7, 2011 at 6:11 PM

    Hilarious and epic. Loved it.

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  40. PaulBlarkMay 7, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    Lol i woulda done the same

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  41. miousMay 7, 2011 at 7:23 PM

    haha :D cool post

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  42. KamatacciMay 7, 2011 at 8:13 PM

    Chugging margaritas while breaking up fights. That's drinking like a man

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  43. BouchequettMay 7, 2011 at 10:12 PM

    Drunk and AIDs, very cute

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  44. HiFiMay 7, 2011 at 10:50 PM

    I admire your courage. Lol

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  45. AnonymousMay 7, 2011 at 11:05 PM

    Haha, nice. You got a drink and AIDS for free. :P

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  46. KaduceusMay 8, 2011 at 1:52 AM

    great post

    I live in NOLA too

    do you work near superior? shit was packed

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  47. Max PowerMay 8, 2011 at 1:54 AM

    No I work on Magazine St., but just about everyone I know hit Superior.

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  48. mMay 8, 2011 at 8:20 AM

    Haha hilarious post.

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  49. ryelzMay 9, 2011 at 4:21 AM

    Love it haha

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  50. MassiveUpsMay 11, 2011 at 12:54 AM

    I can't imagine the scene on Cinco de Mayo is there!

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