Friday, May 6, 2011

Shameless...

So yesterday was Cinco De Mayo. If some of you read my other blog post, you'd know that I'm a doorman/bar back at a popular bar here in New Orleans. Well our bar is right next to a Mexican restaurant, so between the two it got pretty damn crowded. One of the hardest things about working at a bar like this, is that you can't drink (bosses don't allow it). It's hard because it seems so unnatural for me to be dead sober and working while everyone around me is having a great time drinking. Well since yesterday was Cinco De Mayo, I set out on a mission to get drunk while at work. I'll be God damned if I don't drink on Cinco De Mayo. Well the problem is that I can't buy drinks for my self, seeing as it's not allowed, so what did I do? I'd finished the margaritas that girls couldn't. You heard me. So I'd be at the door checking id's, and a girl would have a half full or full margarita that she got from the Mexican restaurant. Outside drinks aren't allowed in the bar so I'd tell her she had to toss it or down it. Girls don't typically down the drinks, plus the boyfriends are like, "Omg babe can we go plz!". So sometimes the girl would toss it in the trash and it would spill all over, but sometimes they would just place it in there completely standing up and still intact. It was like they were saying, "Here my man, I feel your pain, drink this shit for me and have yourself a God damn ball!".

So yeah, I may have contracted AIDs, but it was totally worth it. I don't care, I'm fucking shameless.

52 comments:

  1. I got a great buzz, but nothing crazy.

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  2. You must learn to find the right time to get a little drink ..lol:p

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  3. Thats some dedication to getting drunk you got there

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  4. haha.. thats kinda gross. hopefully youre healthy

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  5. AIDS can't be passed by saliva, but you may have some other disease ;P

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  6. No shame eh! Haha sounds like a good time. "Omg babe can we go plz!" lmao

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  7. nice move, letting liquor go to waste is a sin!

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  8. A man has to do what a man has to do!

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  9. hahaha, surprised you didnt pick up some random disease

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  10. lol I agree with @ChillingBull

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  11. I admire your effort in getting drunk,

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  12. Heading towards AA man lol.

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  13. At least you got it from a girl. Just saying. xD

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  14. Aids? If I thought I had aids I'd get myself checked out instantly.

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  15. Hahahaha awesome, at least you had a good time :P

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  16. Lol well done, free margaritas, I guess being drunk in the job was worth it. I don't think you can get AIDS though, only maybe oral herpes.

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  17. AIDs thing is a joke guys. You could drink a gallon of an AIDs victim's saliva and not get it. And you're damn right I'm serious, and I don't care. I'm a man damnit! If anything, my immune system is stronger for it.

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  18. So long and thanks for all the herpes. Screw it. Free alcohol.

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  19. Well... at least if you got aids, you got it in a fun way.

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  20. nice effort to gettin drunk, nice blog, following !

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  21. LOL! This made me crack up. I never worked at a bar before, but I feel ya mate. As they always say, "To each his own." :)

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  22. cant drink on the job? thats absurd! haha

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  23. haha well, its at least a great bar story. Hope you don't have AIDs - but you sound pretty stupid.

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  24. Haha, I laughted for long :D

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  25. Reminds me of my last job. I'm an aspiring Musician, and I worked at the city's stadium/arena where the big acts come to play. I would set up dressing rooms and stages, prep seats, take down glass and do all the magical work you'd imagine, but I would never get to see the show or the audience. I would be stuck backstage, but not in the "good" backstage. /sigh

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  26. Cinco de Drinko! Haha thats the way to do it man, life is too short.

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  27. Nice post :) Alcohol is great..haha

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  28. hahaha, nice, nice way to make cinco de mayo better

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  29. Hilarious and epic. Loved it.

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  30. Chugging margaritas while breaking up fights. That's drinking like a man

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  31. I admire your courage. Lol

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  32. Haha, nice. You got a drink and AIDS for free. :P

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  33. great post

    I live in NOLA too

    do you work near superior? shit was packed

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  34. No I work on Magazine St., but just about everyone I know hit Superior.

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  35. I can't imagine the scene on Cinco de Mayo is there!

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