So yesterday was Cinco De Mayo. If some of you read my other blog post, you'd know that I'm a doorman/bar back at a popular bar here in New Orleans. Well our bar is right next to a Mexican restaurant, so between the two it got pretty damn crowded. One of the hardest things about working at a bar like this, is that you can't drink (bosses don't allow it). It's hard because it seems so unnatural for me to be dead sober and working while everyone around me is having a great time drinking. Well since yesterday was Cinco De Mayo, I set out on a mission to get drunk while at work. I'll be God damned if I don't drink on Cinco De Mayo. Well the problem is that I can't buy drinks for my self, seeing as it's not allowed, so what did I do? I'd finished the margaritas that girls couldn't. You heard me. So I'd be at the door checking id's, and a girl would have a half full or full margarita that she got from the Mexican restaurant. Outside drinks aren't allowed in the bar so I'd tell her she had to toss it or down it. Girls don't typically down the drinks, plus the boyfriends are like, "Omg babe can we go plz!". So sometimes the girl would toss it in the trash and it would spill all over, but sometimes they would just place it in there completely standing up and still intact. It was like they were saying, "Here my man, I feel your pain, drink this shit for me and have yourself a God damn ball!".
So yeah, I may have contracted AIDs, but it was totally worth it. I don't care, I'm fucking shameless.